from the side of a Up&Go box: "Tummy rumblings. Some people find them offensive. Others have complete albums of whales' tummy rumblings which they play in order to soothe the nerves. But you can save your cash. Your tummy's full. Or soon it will be. And your nerves are so calm you're able to read. Credit."
huh. is credit that the new "peace out"? cool.
credit.
huh. is credit that the new "peace out"? cool.
credit.
so aesop, the skincare company, has removed their products from my local store, and replaced them with books. because "at this time of year, there begins an insistent shriek to spend that grows louder and more aggressive each day."
From the Roller Boogie Audio Successory of the Day mailing list: "If you would like to be removed from this e-mail list, you have clearly lost your will to succeed."
Me: UP!
creevus: You are in a blue room with no doors and lots of framed photos of rams hanging on the wall. There is a bag with some chocolate in it on a table. Looks like someone lied to you about the fact that there was supposed to be chocolate to the north of you. Liars are monsters.
Me: TAKE CHOCLIT
creevus: You win. The room, as it turns out, has a lot of doors. They were just painted funny so I couldn't see them. There is really no point in going anywhere though, as you have the chocolate and it's really raining outside. You can see the rain through the windows, which I could not see before because the curtains were closed and they were the same color as the room. My bad. There is a chair also.
creevus: You are in a blue room with no doors and lots of framed photos of rams hanging on the wall. There is a bag with some chocolate in it on a table. Looks like someone lied to you about the fact that there was supposed to be chocolate to the north of you. Liars are monsters.
Me: TAKE CHOCLIT
creevus: You win. The room, as it turns out, has a lot of doors. They were just painted funny so I couldn't see them. There is really no point in going anywhere though, as you have the chocolate and it's really raining outside. You can see the rain through the windows, which I could not see before because the curtains were closed and they were the same color as the room. My bad. There is a chair also.
I mean seriously, if McCain can't shake Obama's hand or have any eye contact because he's too mad/unprofessional, what'll he be like when he has to do crazy bigtime diplomatic negotiations with somewhat hostile parties?
a new guy started at work. "Michael". he's from Sydney. but his real name must be "Gold" or "Ziggurat" or "Tricycle" or something because he didn't answer to his name today. suspicious.
Me: I'm googling how to make a boiled egg. that's how often I do it.
JJ: It's an art. I was once lectured on it by a German baroness. She described at great length the pains one had to go in order to adjust cooking time if one found oneself at altitude, before regaling me with a very longwinded story about a runny yolk she had accidentally produced in Bolivia. Like most German stories, it lacked any discernible punch line.
JJ: It's an art. I was once lectured on it by a German baroness. She described at great length the pains one had to go in order to adjust cooking time if one found oneself at altitude, before regaling me with a very longwinded story about a runny yolk she had accidentally produced in Bolivia. Like most German stories, it lacked any discernible punch line.

